white vs. asian parents
white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws intestines at police
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
clockworkandcupcakes: Aw, I love Zooey..</3 This is really funny though..
megagirl: it’s spherical SPHERICAL
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart” you saint thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
snoopdong: snoopdong: snoopdong: snoopdong: ATTENTION EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD OUR WORLD